I see something scarier than an ax or a chainsaw or any other yardworking tool every day in people’s hands as they drive

I have bad news for you.  Texas and Florida have always been the result of a bad incestuous relationship.  I lived in that state for 13 years.  Everything Floriada did legislatively, Texas would mimic, and vice versa

Texas, the place that became American because those dirty Mexican liberals banned slavery.

Tbh I assumed it was yet another ad. I don’t even register them at this point so it was pretty easy to overlook.

A lost member the Axe Gang, but his kung fu was no good.

Texas is actually old Florida, before Florida became, you know, FLORIDA. Sometime in the 1980s the ascendancy of Florida man was complete and America’s penis became the bastion of batshittery you see today, but before that Texas was a strong contender. 

You know, I’ve had comments people leave in reply to my comments be less disgusting than telling an author to write something about “vibrators” and still get blocked in a “pending” state.

Tell everyone on the internet your a horrible misogynist a bit louder, please.

Imagine being pissed about how someone else spends their time.

Please come back, we need you. You trolled us so hard man, we really had it coming, you just see everything we don't. 

You all can’t accept that he’s not one of you, huh? Pathetic.

Did you beat it while writing this ?

Yawn, yet another crypto-libertarian showing up to suck Musks’s dick as hard as he can no matter how fucking stupid Musk is being.

get ratio’ed dickhead

You should comment less.

Damn. This some funny shit. A meme playing out to the letter. Take it easy tiger. Elon has professional ball sniffers employed. He doesn’t except freelance work. Despite it being the point, its beneath him.

Insecure white men live on the internet so not surprising.

your second sentence has two “ands” in it there ya grammar fiend.

Hey kid, here’s a tip: if you want people to treat your opinion like a big boy, grown-up opinion, maybe don’t use “libtard” unironically. It makes you look like a 12 year old edgelord who just discovered Reddit.

thank god you’re here to protect poor, defenseless Elon from those mean liberals. They’re so hurtful! 😢

You enjoy it because you’re trying to ignore your own miserable existence.