If you ancestors survived, say, a famine four or five generations ago, you probably have epigenetic markers for short and chubby today.

I know five people who have recovered from broken backs. They're all athletes. Seems legit to me.

Insecure Dick Wagging is the name of my uuuuuhhhh Django Reinhardt/EDM cover band. Yeah. You should hear our version of Sandstorm.

Yep. You never see a "locally hated" sticker on a Prius.

Hard pass, eh? So what were your chances of buying one at all? 

I’m just here for the inevitable “why does this exist” “this sucks now” comments.

If it's a quote, then throw me a (sic). 

no.

I’ve seen this guy talking about selling “Sentra’s and Altima’s” in the comments. It’s obscene.

Oohh... as a former Colorado healthcare worker myself, I can tell you that half the staff are agency imported from the south now. 

A friend of my wife always bitches about how terrible unions are and how they should be abolished. She sure liked working at Kaiser in Colorado for 30 years though. Never even considered another org the whole time. Funny, that.

You sound like exactly the kind of employer to walk out on, get literally any other job, and wonder why you didn’t leave years ago. If the jobs you provide are so easily outsourced, they're probably shit.

In both cases, I'd rather buy a share as an investment in either. Betcha the Munch is gonnna be ther performer tho.

It's ok, they're not adults. 

Nah. Musk could buy every politician in the country. What does he care for a few billion? He's gonna lose a billion over twitter. Only 140-some more to go! 

True. Only 8 years. Throwing myself across my wife's lap and writhing is how I flirt. Works!

I live next to the RTD train. We built here for it. We use it. I walk the trail next to the train. With earbuds. I hear the train for a full minute before it passes me. It's fine.

I look forward to hearing Rick Scott use this argument when he shuts this train down and uses the money to drug test welfare recipients in Florida. Again.

We bought and built next to a train. We did it it FOR the train. We use the train to go downtown all the time. We wave at the train. We love the train. The train doesn’t have to blow it’s horn at every crossing at 2AM, thanks. We WANT mass transit but if it’s blowing at every crossing, that’s louder than traffic. 

You know what? Let it rest. Your original take is solid and can stand on it’s own. Others are taking intellectually and emotionally dishonest tacks to try and make you look/feel bad or weaken that position. We need more useful public transpo, and can’t spend unlimited anounts for an unlimited time. I’m sorry for the…