I bet the engagement made it a real hoot!

Yes, this digital entertainment product clearly is.

Literally half the country buys it. Remember what happened last time Trump ran? See what's going on heading into midterms? 

I booked to watch the eclipse in Ohio. When my sister asked why I'm not going to Texas, I told her that Texas and OK are off the list. I don't do 3rd world territories.

No you're not gonna save money, but if you can spend 60k on a car, you suee as shit aint buying a Mirage to "save money." I get it... you don't understand what it's like to have a decent job or nice things. 

Yep. Gas prices. Only reason he's replacing a 12 year old car. Yep. Sure.

Yeah if your piece of shit shit still runs just keep driving it. Some of us want to like our cars and have jobs. Dude wants to drop 60k on a car. Get a job, loser.

They called it a mustang because oh shit who fucking cares.

Yep. Them there car prices will stabilize and then drop in 6 months. Just wait. I mean a year. No i mean 2 years. Just wait. Yep. Any time. Aaaaany time. If you're not impoverished, life's too short to drive a car you're tired of. If you ARE impoverished, fuckit. Hoon it till they come for it.

The customer is almost never right. Gtfo. I mean, you can number the menu 1-7 and the customer is still all, "let me get uuuuuuuhhhh...."

Right? What’s the most expensive way to get the lousiest food at it's worst? And frankly, this whole thing has ruined fries. Everyone has "reformulated" thier fries so they hold up longer and they suck.

Few people are more entitled than wannabe entrepreneurs. 

Sounds like Federal Heights cops.

This dude's posts always hinge on one of thier dumbass assupmtions. It's like thier whole worldview is a big, dumb strawman. 

Cool. So why are you still here? Shoo! Bad goose!

Oh girl, take off and nuke thise fuckers from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. Super-pleased also that those sorts are getting less and less common around here. “It’s a joke!” is a lousy, tired excuse for behaving like a cretin.

Tl/DR humans are really shit at driving. 

This sounds like the republican senators who were taken to mexico and were shocked to find no shootouts in the streets.

Same here. My wife and I did a summer in an apartment while we waited for our house to be finished and every complex she liked had chargers galore. They also had 9 foot ceilings, undermount sinks, quartz counters, and built-in wifi. Hey, it's her money.

I PROMISE you that Owen can mark more countries on a blank map than you can states.