Hey you... you suck.

Yep. Our courier drives one.

Mediocre males. This has gotta replace incels and I’m using it.

Nah it's like five. It only seems like 20 from the sheer amount of the crying.

“Too.”

I don’t hate corollas. They’re great if you just want a car that’s going to be a good car that does good car things. My beef here is that on this feature and NPoND, half the comments are about how some old reliable used car is a better value, which is only true if frugality is your only metric, which, if it is, fuck…

Right? It's almost exactly what he doesn't want.

He doesn't want a civic type R. No stupid wing or edgy styling or fwd.

This isn't "what financial decision should I make," this is, "what car should I buy?" Totally wrong site.

I'm sorry if this sounds like I'm attacking you specifically. I'm not. But holy shit can we NOT with this bullshit? Guy wants to buy a car. You know... the fucking purpose of this fucking feature? A large part of the whole site? LET PEOPLE BUY CARS. Fuck. If you people had your way we'd all be in 97 civics or…

Kinda. We’re actually shit at multitasking, it’s just that driving is a trivial task. Right up until it isn’t. Then, 30-50k Americans die every year from it.

That’s so not true about human vision. Now it’s true that the vision AI needs a ton of work, but most human accidents and ALL runway collisions are “looked, but did not see” situations. Most of what you think you see is backfilled. Top down, not bottom up. That’s not to say that tesla’s vision AI is better, just that…

It's a topographical error.

Yep. This is peak jalopnik commentariat “cars akshually suck.” wrangler and g wagen are bad off roaders. This whole readership has jumped the shark. 

I don’t always agree with you, but that’s a pretty good burn on someone who generates more text for the site than the bloggers themselves.

Oh man. If you think issues in a car less than 2 years old are unacceptable, you must have never heard of ford. Or gm.

If you judge speed by engine noise, you think harleys are the fastest thing alive, and are also a fucking idiot.

If you don’t know that an EV doesn’t have engine noise, you might be a fucking idiot.

Yeah. Needing engine noise is just harley bullshit.

BuT I hAVe tO t3st Dr!ve it!