“The written word is a mistake!" -Socrates, seriously

I have a button in my dash that turns it off/on. 

Fire Chief Les McBurney? (That's real)

That would be true if anyone at a 4 way stop knew what the hell they were doing. They don't.

In the US, yes. The English use gawp and gawk interchangeably.

Bingo. When your direct competition for the same lifestyle is welfare, except welfare doesn't expect you to have 4AM to 11PM open availability, and this facility has been 4 days without an injury, well.

American legacy car makers are trash and should have died off two or three bankruptcies ago.

Ford sucks so bad at making cars that they quit doing it. Lest we forget that class-action worthy transmission. 

YoU thInk thEy'd hAve BuILd qUalIty by nOw.

Nope. It's about cheap interest rates (loans are "new" money). 

Inflation tends to be more influenced by interest rates. Banks et al aren't loaning money they possess. It's "new" money. Same with stock options. 

There have been experiments done with capuchin monkeys where they teach them how to use metal washers to buy food items. Once the monkeys understand fiat money, they display loss aversion, risk aversion, valued favorites, hiding and hoarding (of money, not food) behaviors. The one thing they cannot be convinced of is…

Ha ha they don't call it the texas sharpshooter fallacy for nothin!

As a youth, the town would set up a carnival on the middle of the lake. 

Sure, start another dipshit campfire while you're out there. 

I think it’s stuff like waiting in line on a trash-strewn trail to get up everest, or having your gear carried up kilimanjaro.

Yes, THIS will be the thing that stops dipshit drivers from being dipshits. Sure. 🙄

I love the moron labia stickers because it outs the user as an idiot who doesnt understand thier sticker.

Hang on now... The Punisher isn’t just some guy who lost faith in the system. He is (and is portrayed as) a broken psycho who needs to kill, and knows he’s a broken psycho, so he kills violent criminals. Just because he's been co-opted by assholes...

In the comic, when the cops decide to go vigilante, he murders them.