He's charging 45 minutes every 3 or 4 hours in a model 3? Nothing about this story makes sense. 

Yup. The front range is overrun with em. 

Between these and crosstreks, the streets are packed with em.

Half my neighbors’ garages can be opened by the amazon driver.

Spotted one outside Denver too.

You REBEL! You BADASS! Clearly you are MUCH too SMART to let THEM control you! You are so BRAVE and SMART! 

You are astoundingly thick.

It ain't hard. You can youtube it. 

Interestingly, most felons leave prison with a bill. Trauma center overruns, school costs, etc.

Loud noise and smoke. None of the things you want in a neighbor, basically.

Bruh it's cars. Of course.

If you ever feel useless, remember that Satriani tours with a back-up guitarist.

Absolutely. My first real show was 7th Son tour. Inside the first minute, the whole front of the stage explodes in 50 ft flames. Giant Eddie(s), Dickinson all over the stage in various costumes, etc. 14 bucks.

Naw it's the show. Like Floyd and thier inflatables or Maiden with giant Eddie and pyro.

“If you wanna find all the cops...”

My first real show, an arena show, was Iron Maiden’s 7th Son tour. Hard to beat that on pretty much any level. 14 bucks.

It's not an American idiom.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Don't you have a teacher to punch for wearing a mask?

Holy smokes. If he does all that while towing a 20k lb boat, he could be in the comments of any EV article!