Bruh it was 130 bucks. Get a job, hippie.

Wait until you hear how the English do it.

Completely disagree. I had to drive the wife’s car for a few days. Block after block of shifting up through the gears and down, never breaking 55 mph... I wanted to blow my brains out. Endless tedium. Sure, it's fun for 3.5 seconds on the highway and ope... there's the cops and I'm speeding. 

Lol the fuck we do! Tracy’s got like 13 cars and 3 kinda run. Streeter’s cars mostly start but won’t make the trip! I think next in line is Brownell with 4 or 5 cars and 2 aren’t road worthy! At this rate, the guy with the Honda Fit in Brooklyn with the burned out headlight has the ride in the best shape!

Well the last republican-held congress cut taxes for the rich even deeper and cut corporate income tax by 10 goddamb percent. Now the dems shaved em a couple of loopholes too. And our debt continues to rise. Clearly it's working for someone!

Yes I just love having to call the cops in a state park. 

Then don't camp in the summer in texas. 

If scientists were properly paid, more would do replication studies. And yet.

So true. What man among us hasn’t been drugged and robbed by prostitutes in a foreign country? Manly right of passage, I say!

So you're saying all those ceos shouldn't be behind bars? Because they should be.

Bruh. If that rug that is non-washable does it for you (I have two in my kitchen) then fine. But actual furniture? I’m an adult with a job, not a kid in a dorm. Fuck. That. Joybird will hand-build to order in walnut, cushions custom-stitched (with the little corner triangle bits to fit snug), and deliver to your door.…

You’re funny. You think 100K$ car and valet parking is mega-rich people.

I’ve said it before. If you can afford a new car, you can afford not to buy junk furniture at IKEA. Order from Scandinavian Design instead and pass it on to your kids. Life’s too short to live with garbage furniture.

That’s some lovingly-kept historical mechanical engineering. Quite beautiful. 

I don't have kids and I'd gladly pay you to teach evolution, AKA, what gravity is to physics.

So stfu and get to work if you’re so tough. And do it for free, hero. I fucking dare you.

The only industry with more walk-offs than education right now is healthcare. Same reasons too. In 4 days of applying, I’m managing inventory for an industry I know basically nothing about for 8k a year more. Fuckem. 

In 5 days, I will formerly be a chef in healthcare institutions. It’s for the reasons you list. Hell, the wages you list mean you may even be in my area. In four days, I found a job managing inventory for 8K a year more, with better benefits. I’ll cook Christmas dinner for friends and family for a change. My regional…

“I suffered and it made me who I am today!”

I’m out of healthcare in 6 days. Same shit. I applied for jobs for 3 days before I landed one making 8K a year more. It’s stupid how easy it is to make more these days.