Somebody here (Colorado) delivers pizza in a red and white one.

Where? Wolf?

“The All New Nissan. It’s Fine.”

Ouch. Tough but fair.

You absolutely need to worry about DUI when drinking and biking.

My wife doesn't have 2 fucks for sci fi unless it's very good on its own. She already goy us tickets to see it again. I've read the series easily a dozen times. This is my LotR. I'd go so far as to say you don't need to read the book unless you really want to be imnersed in that world.

Huuuge fan of the novels. The wife will never read them. She wants to see it again. 

All the self-proclaimed audiophiles i’ve known just listen to shit WAY TOO LOUD. Like, I get out of the car and have that weird hearing attenuation like I just left an Iron Maiden show. No way they can still hear well.

Is there anything more Jalop than missing a flight to a press event because your 30 y/o shitbox grenaded on the way to the airport?

The pickup isnt for the plywood (obviously, since it won't fit) but the hauling that they might do once at some point in the future if they ever get around to buying sonething haulable (they won't).

*Kiff sigh*

Oh no! I’ve spent an extra thousand dollars on the car over 200k miles! How will I ever recover!?!

Holy shit man I'd have moved out to the desert around deer #5.

This from a guy who starts half hus posts with, "i don't understand the point of this car."

My first and only GTA was the 80s themed one. I wanted to like it but it controlled like trash. Turns out, that's rock star games. 

You cannot become filthy rich doing those things.

Especially especially when UPS budget parcel at fed ex smart post are just them dropping it off at the post office.

You can always count on corporate leadership to make the wrong decision.

Pay bump? The medical facilities I see are staffed with agency people who think 15 bucks an hour plus travel and hotel is great because they’re from georgia, texas, alabama, etc. Sure, it costs the facility 3x more than hiring a local but at least they don't have to increase pay!

For a long time now, most of the sysco delivery drivers I get are west african. Our current guy says he's got an electrical engineering degree.