We are all Generation Inertia.

1) Yesterday was not a trial. It was a job interview for one of the most exclusive and prestigious jobs in America. The burden of proof is only and entirely on the applicant to demonstrate he’s the absolute best person for the job. “Innocent until proven guilty” doesn’t apply. You don’t know what the fuck you’re…

Looks like we’re gonna have another player retire at half time.

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

It struck me last night that this is what it must feel like to live in Europe, love basketball, and get ready for the summer Olympics.

Jim Jordan, THE Ohio Abuse Ignorer

Some of the worst people on the Internet. 

Think about baseball, think about baseball, think about baseball, ...

the ’Tics played smarter

Like a 4 Loko you pound pinkie up, all classy-like.

How much of an asshole do you have to be to rain on the parade of someone who made a double eagle?

fuck

The Celtics got efficient scoring from all of Morris, Al Horford, Jayson Tatum, and Jaylen Brown, who combined for 80 points on 61 percent shooting, and sizzling 10-of-18 shooting from beyond the arc.

My albatross came on a 175-yard 6 iron on a Par 5, the hole after I made a triple. Fun times.

So I assume this guys thinks Jackie Robinson should have never gotten a shot. All the same arguments can be, and were, made.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

The terrible part is the league has an 83 run mercy rule.

mmm 6 penalties for the Jags J wonder what they were? 1 delay of game, 1 that took Gronk out, 1 illegal formation and at least 1 correctly called PI. No holding or illegal hands in the face etc. They let them play. Bouye pushed Cooks out of the field!

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.