Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

Yup, we’ve got uniforms and everything, it’s really great.

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN!

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

What a disgrace to ESPN. Tom Mees must be flopping around in his grave right now.