See? I laughed at THIS, but not Rock’s joke.

My Lipton Cream of Chicken soup packet says to mix in one (1) cup of cold water and microwave no longer than 90 seconds. NICE!

Crate&Barrel has some really nice designs, especially when on sale. We bought two at their outlet for like, 70% off, I think. They reduce the price 10% every week until sold, so we lucked out!

Let’s be honest: none of this is even news! LOL

I am fine with forgiving loans, but not for anyone making over $90,000 per year already. WTF is that shit about?! You can lead a very affordable lifestyle in this country for $90,000! (I am considering that after taxes, that’s in the $60K take-home range, which is STILL a lot of cash to bring home.)

Honestly, what brand badge is not HUUUUGE on the luxo-barges?

I loved Marv’s gleeful sound when Mabel and her female lover kissed during the Big Reveal scene. Just comes out from the background unexpectedly, LMAO...

She was trying to being funny, you see.

Right? These folks with their “loose ends” and shit aren’t qualified to watch a show like this, let alone critique for issues that don’t even exist.

Anybody who laughs maniacally at NOTHING like Fallon does just had to be screwed up in other ways and finally: the truth prevails! LOL

I’m going to read about all the genuinely well-off people here barking how low the $10,000 is while people who really, REALLY need it will be grateful for anything.

Boo to that viewpoint! Elton is just reviving classics to new versions that can appeal to a broader audience and bring them back to the very classics that started his career. That’s a good move.

You fucking race-mongers, EVEN THE MOTHER WAS FINE WITH THIS.

So when will carjackers and robbers start hacking off limbs to access the owners’ Teslas and bank accounts?

I feel like Victoria’s Secret is somehow going to find an infringeable issue with the name PINK SAUCE even though yes, this is in the ‘food’ category versus ‘lingerie,’ haha.

Fuck. Yes. Nick Cage is awesome in every National Treasure movie because HE is a national treasure.

I look forward to Dodge’s traditional shabby quality on their futuristic EVs!

If White Chicks can be made and isn’t terrible because its white stereotypes are hilarious because they’re true (AGAIN: for a specific subset of white folk).

As a proud and dedicated member of her harem (The Gays), I can vouch that the Queen of Pop truly has enough hits to fill at least 3 concerts in a row, each with unique and individual songs from her library of hits. Her net worth is over $800 million and she earned every penny of that with her shrewd and perfection-lade…

Ah yes, his notorious Hammaconda. :-D