Chicago is experiencing some strange situation where drivers from the poor areas are driving recklessly throughout the entire city like they just don’t give a shit anymore (when you have folks with 150+ parking tickets who are still driving around, it all makes sense).

Don’t forget how many PPP loans were for business owners who just spent the money on themselves. I’ve seen it on our street where every CEO-bro has a new Ford F-250 or Chevy S2500 in the highest trim level.

I’ll vouch it’s the same in the gay-dating pool. As an “slightly above average” (LOL) looking guy, I could find — and fuck! — any guy I wanted because I have my mental shit in order too.

Celine Dion does this shit too. Watch that fun YouTube mash-up of her clips under “Celine Dion is the greatest singer ever” and you’ll see it in action. Too much, actually.

Chicago has Portillos and the burgers look EXACTLY like the burgers you see in ads (I’ve literally paused before eating to admire this feat). They are plump and feature unsquished buns, large slices of tomato/pickle with fresh, thick lettuce leaves. They’re amazing.

Very well-detailed summary. I *know* a modern generation growing up with this digitalization of the Disney experience won’t miss much and think you’re just ‘yelling at the clouds,’ but you really nailed what makes the trip to ANY theme park an adventure: you never know what ride you might go on or what fun foods…

They tested this item at our local Chicago land Popeye’s and we loved it; reminded us of being 14 years old and having dinner at your friend’s house where their mom made classic, all-American desserts.

I keep getting the ad-driven photo of Sandra Bullock open-mouthed and grabbing Meryl Streep’s head in front of Bradley Cooper. Horrifying.

Let’s all use our lack of facts and knowledge to comment on Britney’s odd mothering techniques.

I’m still trying to figure out why we’re seemingly OK with Tesla: a brand whose products have killed people, are currently killing people, and continue to kill people. They don’t have 2nd Amendment protection, so what gives?!

Acura forces owners to spend about $300/year for the auto-start feature to work through their app and we stopped that service just because of the cost ($300 is better spent on fine bourbons, lol...)

Exactly. Judge Judy infamously rents out her megayacht to other rich folk and I just saw a YUUUUGE yacht docked in Boston’s harbor called the LunaSea (get it?) — I looked up that floating embarrassment to see who owns it and found it costs $800,000 per week to rent by some guy with possible Middle Eastern…

His pay comes from our dollars earned; it’s no different than how the lottery works in that a white guy gets so lucky, he wins a $246,000,000 pay package thanks to the rest of us! 

Six people dead, but “OH! THE CHILD!!!”

More sexist shenanigans going on here.

First Cats, and now the bat. We need these supposedly-terrible movies to judge them harshly! LOL

Why aren’t we shitting on Beyonce for that terribly embarrassing and sexist lyric. Fuck her overrated album!

I agree and unless a product is released to the consumer market so we can ALL try it, it should not be reviewed here to avoid these marketing stunts.

My mom is a terrible driver and maybe this councilwoman is too; is it possible she thought she missed his bike and kept on going (people are oblivious as fuck nowadays, so sure seems likely here?)

Oh god, Beyonce’s album is NOT THAT GREAT. This site pushes a pro-Beyonce-specific agenda that almost a parody of itself. She may be an excellent singer, but her songs as of late, not so much. They’re average and that doesn’t mean she needs to be Lady Godiva outside her album cover.