No, there’s a third leg on Reese — her hip literally flows right INTO that area you suggest could be the back of her dress. Either her thigh doesn’t exist or it’s a third leg and SURVEY SAYS: Photoshop Fuckery! lol

I told EVERYONE how I like my life, my money (“If I don’t have it, I don’t want it!”), not having kids and the freedom of doing what I want, when I want.

Then I started meeting a few special people who I wanted to see the day after I first met them.

Then I wanted to see them every single day. Then I wanted to eat dinner…

I’ve tested these boxes to determine the max amount of EXTRA sharp cheddar cheese you can add to make them truly indulgent. The safe amount is 1.5 cups.

Less is just lousier and more becomes a gooey mess, but in the middle with 1.5 cups? — Cheddar Bay Heaven!

At the least, get an Apple Watch and the app that monitors your heartbeat... Just. In. Case. LOL

Yaaaaaaas!

YES. I’ve lost a friend while ramping up a relationship that ended. I look back and find it was a slight blessing in disguise, but it happened and really should not have.

That is, however, all on me [and anybody else who sacrifices a friend for a partner early on]. It sucks and we all need to be mindful of this very…

I do agree. Considered a non-monogamous relationship as one pre-breakup option in my Past Life (what I call exes), but then realized I cannot ‘share’ what I ‘click’ with. As you said, everyone’s brain is wired differently and hence, we all seek (and settle for, right?) different things in this amazing Life. It’s quite…

You are too funny and some of those things did strike a chord with me, haha... Really though, it’s nice to know there is someone out there among billions (yes, start the search early!) who will check in on you, nap with their arm around you, ask if you’re ok, fuck you when you’re frisky, hold you when you’re stressed,…

I like you! I’m going to give you nine pies to take home with you!

But seriously, your extensive verbiage shows you understand this topic and the work it takes to mate your world with another. Even in the easiest relationship, one has to mind a lot of their personality traits and gently introduce them, possibly…

I’m sorry and don’t mean it that way (excluding my poor phrasing). I guess I am trying to be informative AND motivational... If I was a closeted gay for most of my young life and am now flying high with someone who supports me and allows me to grow in ways I could never do being alone, I want others to try that, even…

I hate when people give up on the short fucking time they will exist on this planet BEFORE turning into a rock, pigeon or peony in The Next Life.

Yeah yeah, haha... I do enjoy a partner, though the current one has clicked with me too much and I don’t know what to do with THAT blessing. It’s literally overwhelming and has made me nervous the music will stop, leaving me without a chair. Just the way it works for different people for sure.

LOL... I enjoyed that very much ;-)

YES. Too many people say what they do *not* like. Why? We all don’t like and won’t tolerate some shit, so that’s nothing special and casts a pall over our profile immediately.

Most important thing I learned in online dating: MEET IMMEDIATELY.

Ha! :-)

I don’t understand this train of thought, especially after discovering that everything in Life can be enjoyed so much more when you share it WITH someone. I just started dating a guy two months ago and he’s been single for ages without any long-term relationships. Due to that history, it’s obvious that he thinks about…

This SHIT is getting more and more ridiculous by the damn day.
RULE: If it’s IN THE SONG, YOU CAN SING IT!

Nice!

Close the store! Burn it! Exorcise the demons from it too (if applicable).

Seriously, this is all too much for a sign that was in bad taste. Why the hell are so many people now accepting full, execution-style resolutions to simple issues? That is what scares me, NOT a tasteless joke/comment.

That’s not racist if you can understand the entire point, not just pick it apart for your own unsavory pleasure.