$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Nope. D indicates “3" as in “eins, zwei, drei”, but in German so as to troll Porsche.

Dummy. Everyone knows the only way to stop Romelu Lukaku is to hire Jose Mourinho to coach him.

or 3) your parents parlay it into your 15 minutes (or more) of fame. The kid gets a DeMarcus Lawrence jersey for Christmas, parents contact the Cowboys public relations people and arrange a whole thing where he meets DeMarcus again after a game, gets his new jersey signed in front of media people, goes on the Today…

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

she’ll be rouxing all of the missed chances

Those PGA viewers snitching on golfers will have to step up their game.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

Eh doesn’t come in until puberty. You start thinking about apologizing for everything all the time...you even feel like apologizing when you’re standing in front of the class... and oh man like a shot from heaven, you wake one morning and there’s Eh where there wasn’t Eh before.

*kneehilist

Nagy was more pissed that when Long threw the helmet, it bounced off both uprights. 

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

It took all of my willpower not to title this "Ricciardo and Beavis Butt Heads"

For the most part copyright and intellectual property is of the “use and protect it yourself or lose it” if you let it fly and don’t go after folks, you can lose your trademark/copyright if pressed on it down the road.

i was more concerned about the aggressive balls to the lips move