“What if I told you that the NFL was going to receive important video evidence in the mail but would refuse to view it, and that Roger Goodell would in fact destroy that video evidence by stomping it to bits?

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

How will this work when I have piss poor internet?

I reserve proper power for dirtying it.

I actually find you saying that New Jersey is better than Pittsburgh more objectionable than saying Saquon plays for the Jets, a thing that is verifiably false.

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

If they don’t have Goose and Rocket hang out and exchange tips on extreme, gratuitous violence in Endgame, I’m going to riot.

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

“Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you.”

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

It says No LA on his jersey. Take the hint.

You’d think disposal would be more complicated when dealing with anything involving the CFL.

the league forced the Alouettes to cut him, then banned him from the entire CFL

In some ways it might even be better without those two. They got most of the ink last year anyway. Now we should get more in depth stuff about the rest of the teams.

Don’t be sad that it’s over, be happy that you get to leave Ottawa. 

You have to be on site to understand the full glory of these engines. No audio recording does justice to the sheer ear-splitting volume. Even from a hundred yards away in the stands, it’s just brutal. 

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

Or maybe they could just leave a little earlier and not have to rush.

That certainly doesn’t help matters.