Who could forget the Pontiac RX

I think you did misread, its mentioned at the beginning that they’re best friends, and she was funning with her friend

If someone smashes a dinger, and nobody is around to see it, does it still count as any runs? 

Ahh yes, wouldn’t want to kill the drama and excitement of players swarming the ref to protest a goal for minutes on end

While it could never be the same because, there are some comparisons, pale as they are, that could be made with Sagrada Familia. 

I got a ball in the face from point blank in a lunch league at work and am pretty sure I got a concussion. Really don’t wanna imagine getting the same from a pro. 

What is it with Heat fans and leaving early? #Game6

What you talking about?

Because I grew up a Jays fan during the glory years, wanted an NL team to cheer for, liked orange and was so used to winning I wondered how the other half lived. #curiositykilledthecat

I hate being pedantic (no I don’t), but he never said he won’t have sex, just that, like the Falcons in SB LI, he just can’t finish.

I’m sure NASCAR fans will have calm measured response when told to “stay woke”

Ren-uh-oh

Browns getting OBJ and not getting shot by the police for running around while black? That kid shoulda gone out and bought a lottery ticket.

looks like the NHL went down the rabbit hole with us

There will always be disagreements, but given the club records Cristiano holds, he’s easily in the conversation to be the club’s GOAT. Hell, he’s easily in the conversation to be the football’s GOAT.

Someone wasn’t home sick like they’d told their boss they were

If you managed to stick around until the end you then you know this stilted, eerie confessional is actually an ad for the Mandarin Oriental hotel chain

But “This car just isn’t designed to [ed]safely[/ed] go that fast” is basically what they are saying, i.e. you can’t safely drive our vehicles beyond this speed because the in-car safety technology and smart infrastructure design won’t keep you safe as we intended.

All that available schadenfreude almost makes me want to move back to Ottawa. Almost. 

Forget signing bonuses or post-career alumni income, I’d imagine he’s seeing far more endorsement money in Toronto than he’d ever get as an Islander.