I’m sure NASCAR fans will have calm measured response when told to “stay woke”

While true, I doubt “The Game of Thrones Prequel Has Added [Movie you’ve probably never heard of] Alum Miranda Richardson” would draw as much interest, i.e. clicks.

And the movies people might know, like the Crying Game, predate the internet as we know it.

They missed out on a great opportunity...

I know this is gonna be pretty out there, but, what if, WHAT IF, people change over the years, say a decade, especially after going through traumatic events. So maybe, just maybe, the Spock we know and love of TOS was formed by the events going on now?

Ren-uh-oh

Browns getting OBJ and not getting shot by the police for running around while black? That kid shoulda gone out and bought a lottery ticket.

Fucking (v)eh!

looks like the NHL went down the rabbit hole with us

There will always be disagreements, but given the club records Cristiano holds, he’s easily in the conversation to be the club’s GOAT. Hell, he’s easily in the conversation to be the football’s GOAT.

Someone wasn’t home sick like they’d told their boss they were

I just assumed they meant when their licensing agreements with streaming services like Netflix expire. But I can see them holding the full library off for a few years to build demand for the streaming service.

If you managed to stick around until the end you then you know this stilted, eerie confessional is actually an ad for the Mandarin Oriental hotel chain

But “This car just isn’t designed to [ed]safely[/ed] go that fast” is basically what they are saying, i.e. you can’t safely drive our vehicles beyond this speed because the in-car safety technology and smart infrastructure design won’t keep you safe as we intended.

All that available schadenfreude almost makes me want to move back to Ottawa. Almost. 

Forget signing bonuses or post-career alumni income, I’d imagine he’s seeing far more endorsement money in Toronto than he’d ever get as an Islander.

Traitor? More like double agent ;) 

Went to see a luge at the Olympics and was shocked to see anyone with a ticket can get close enough to reach out and touch the track. At most places you were a foot or two away, plenty close enough to through something on the track as someone goes whizzing by

Meant to overcome the towcable vulnerability discovered at the Battle of Hoth

Kraft upon his arrest: You mean Backdoor, USA isn’t part of Disney World? #ImgoingtoDisneyWorld

Seriously. Not sure I had ever experienced that kinda pain till my first race in Montreal.