I wholly endorse this left-wing pinko’s comment. 

At least they didn't pull out a cell phone 🙄

Who is Carlos Beltren? ;)

8.) The first American patent issued for automotive airbags was granted to a John W. Hetrick in 1952. You can still see that original patent here. It took damn near 20 years for the invention to actually end up in cars.

How can you write a “pitiful banner article” without mentioning MLSE’S “we need a famous American frontman to help us buy the Bills” suck up banner?

All cooked over an open Boring Company (not a) Flamethrower. #synergy

I hope he cools off, cause I’m not sure Toronto would survive the blast from 🤯 of Bills fans if Fitzpatrick and Taylor’s performances continue like this for much longer.

That’s one reason the Ottawa Senators have such a shitty fan base.

Counterpoint: They lost to a Nick Foles lead Eagles. Who does that?

and coming from the spurs org, there’s a good chance he’s good at his job.

OR the two media companies that own the Raptors could just get all their stations reporting their weather in Fahrenheit. #wouldntputitpastthem

His response was good in the beginning, but he went too far.

The plate’s from Alaska but I doubt its a seen a day up there. Does Alaska have some advantageous laws for stuff like emissions?

Lived in TO all my life and love it here, but I’d jump at LA winters in a heartbeat.

In this corner:

150 per cent that it’s not us doesn’t preclude 150 per cent that it is her

WRONG!!!

He’s going to buy the Grizzlies and move them back to Vancouver.

How close to the team’s primary colour does it have to be? Cause there has to be at least a little leeway for manufacturing variation. He could say, i guess they went a little to dark with that blue. Oops 🤷‍♂️

or at least an ambulance (hearse?) coming out on the field for him

Those who can, do. Those who can’t read about stuff and then lecture people on twitter.