The fact tthat you were paid to write this article is pathetic. Let’s stop beating around the bush. Just offer to walk your boss’s dog during the day for some cash while they are at work. It will be a better use of your time and their money.

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We all know Deadspin is garbage. It has been since Will Leitch left. Anyone that takes the articles punlished here seriously is not bright. I come here because it’s fun to watch people act like journalists. When push comes to shove, Deadspin writers claim they are bloggers and claim they shouldn’t be held to any…