I listen to damn near everything barring Top 40 and like 80% of rap because I don’t care about how many “bitches they fucked on molly in da club”and like 95% of Country because I don’t care about how many “trucks they fucked because their ex stole their dog”.

Those aren’t just random rockin’ Ninja Turtles, it’s from their “Coming Out of Their Shells” live action tour. I had the VHS as a kid, and though I haven’t rewatched it recently, I can assure you it is terrible.

“Another open world game” has been my problem this generation. With more and more games coming out all the time, it’s become more of a problem picking out what games to play and when. This generation has been rife with open worlds and live games that are only getting bigger and demanding more and more of our time.

Don’t base your opinion of this review.

At this rate we’re definitely getting a real assassin’s creed japan from ubisoft... and some time in the far future when 2020 is old history, an assassin’s creed Florida with a karen DLC.

I can assure you, if they make a “Monster Hunter, but for kids!” and it has cute, cartoony versions of all of the monsters, and you’re able to befriend them instead of just fight them, that I, a grown-ass 32-year-old man, will buy this game.

Seeing that first image I assumed this was part of a mini golf course.

I’m just about ready to give up on these sites. In the last week the ads went from obnoxious to nearly intolerable. Now they’re shoving Trump’s stupid fucking mug in my face? That’s a bridge too far.

Not that Japan doesn’t have things like this, but this is Taiwan.

I think the only offending part of this is there’s only 1 egg.

honestly? It looks really good to me and I want it!

What about a Crazy Taxi-style game featuring Radagast?

Better to draw from the design of the LotR movies than The Hobbit movies anyways.

Gonna roll on my own after seeing some of the bullshit posted here.

Jeremy, if you’re reading this, thank you. It’s rare we Asian Jews get our names out there but god damn dude you did this one proud.

As does Minor Threat.

This was one of the best calls I’ve heard. So glad I got to hear more about this hero! I almost felt sorry for them getting the aggressive calls. But then I remembered the 600 people killed without accountability and now trying to re-enact 1960s Selma, Alabama.  

It was a brilliant speed driven declaration of filth and fury.   Loved it.

Hunter S Thompson raises a margarita in your direction somewhere out there, methinks.

The Last of Us could end up being the next Walking Dead