Yeah, but Dern shoves an adorable kitten down a garbage disposal so Hitler himself could have been hunting him down for all 14 year old me cared.

The beach reunion? That one is brutal I agree.

If the concert film "God Is In The House" doesn't convert you, nothing will. But his Austin City Limits from last year was pretty swell and probably just a click away. Once you're hooked you can go any which way you want with his discography.

Jesus, look at that lineup. 4 out of 4 are stone alcoholics and it's 1970, I'm 100% sure they are all drunk as shit on air.

I once saw The Commodores open for Queen. And by open I mean "Impress the shit out of everyone,but it was Queen in 1979, c'mon".

Hey,all I know is if someone said to you: "You can be reincarnated as any one of The Beatles", you're taking Ringo every time.

I want to agree with this, but I remember The Ben Stiller Show being pretty damn funny (Now, I could be remembering wrong, which happens all the damn time now that I'm old) which is one more funny thing than Sandler ever did.

It's even worse I'm sure. I doubt he even really thinks about money very often. Probably signs his taxes and goes "Eh, decent year" and promptly forgets all about it then goes and watches some more Jerry Lewis flicks.

4:15 AM might be day drinking, but 4:15 PM is just regular old drinking.

People forget the classic rock "nadir" was only lasted maybe 3 years before punk,post punk and new wave blew everything up again. And even that nadir was mostly confined to big name prolific artists running on fumes after the late 60's explosion of material.

The early years had about the same ratio of funny to total shit they all did. How many times did they bust out The Scotch Tape Store?

And Carlos' albums fell off a cliff songwriting wise. Too bad we never got a real Santana IV, the new album is fucking dire.

Not with the current actress. No way. She has the screen presence of a potted plant.

Fripp is an odd case because he's so singular. Not much point in emulating him for the one time your band humours you and tries to cover Schizoid Man.

Man, those poor bastards from Dream Theater couldn't write a good song if you locked them in a room for 100 years.

Ike Turner was a fucking genius, an unbelievable asshole, but a genius.

The reason they never play the studio version of Riding is it's sung by the other singer.

Are you 15? Because your opinions are those of a teenager who has just discovered that there is music beyond Top 40.

Well, they were Santana's band after all. I have a real soft spot for the first 3 records.

The first series of Rake was fucking fantastic, so of course they half assed a shitty remake instead of just importing it. I mean no way Americans would watch a show in English with guest shots by Hugo Weaving and Toni Collette.