Why would you print that out and use it to wipe? They sell paper specifically for wiping your butt. Also, you need more fiber if it takes you an hour to poop.

BAM, SIZZLE!

I believe you mean to say “Fuck the writing and directing teams.”

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

This is a really good joke in that alternate universe where Jay Cutler is universally known to have clock management issues

Mehhhhh

Marc Trestman was kind of like an anthropomorphized, apologetic whisper that someone stuck a Bears hat on.

It was a weird two years here.

Thank God for Kate Upton in today’s hyper-liberal, be-offended-at-everything society, to remind us that sometimes nothing makes us feel more human than the simplicity of a throbbing boner.

Nope - just the standard taking-comments-out-of-context to try to make a story when there is none.

It doesn’t bother me now... but at the time... damn.

Still gives me nightmares...

Pssst, the House of Representatives hangs out at the Capitol building, not the White House.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

I’m pretty sure the movie won’t follow the comic. Spider-Man and Black Panther are likely going to be glorified cameos. The central cause of the conflict will be Bucky and his mental conditioning.

hey fuck you man

you make good bullet points without any bullet points