Thank God for Kate Upton in today’s hyper-liberal, be-offended-at-everything society, to remind us that sometimes nothing makes us feel more human than the simplicity of a throbbing boner.

Nope - just the standard taking-comments-out-of-context to try to make a story when there is none.

Pssst, the House of Representatives hangs out at the Capitol building, not the White House.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

hey fuck you man

you make good bullet points without any bullet points