Ahhh a young Susan Boyle.

Are all deadspin writers butthurt? Do any of them proofread their material?

As an atheist, I can only hope that the criminal justice system will provide the lifetime of hell that these two boys and anyone else involved deserve.

Then again...no other athlete is quite as badass or of such a blue collar mindset then hockey players. Those guys are in a league of their own.

I live in Lakeview...the same neighborhood as Boystown. My point is that you are miles from downtown Chicago or anywhere that isn't a bar.

I think you meant Boystown...

Why don't you try some of our fantastic craft beer then?

Wow. You are a gloriously opinionated douche. I hope they win so you can eat crow.

To quote my favorite Norwegian movie: "TRRROOOOLLLL!!!!"

Don't heed the trolls.

I hope that they finally stopped using that dreadful waterfall console.

How about Mark McGwire? There was the scene where he asks if they really want to know about MLB's satellite or if they'd rather just watch him hit some dingers.

I think you're mixing up the point he was trying to make.

Amen

It's as reliable as Ripken Jr. and as comfortable as a Lazy Boy. Slow as hell (no turbo) but it hoons like hell in the snow. I bought it off my parents when I was in college and I doubt I'd ever sell it. About to celebrate it's 20th! Almost at 300K.

I prefer the better tasting and more sociable beer. As I homebrew and invite large groups of people over to try it, I can vouch that the atmosphere of a party is better with alcohol. Not that I think that MJ should be illegal or anything...just not my drug of choice. Hops not weed.

Perhaps he'll tell Oprah this fall.

Does the South Korean Air Force stand a chance if the North invades?

S**t! That's what Dad was doing with the stuffed boar.

Are you aware that he hasn't been running for hundreds of miles and countless hills.