@VeeArrrSix: Haha, if only!

@Quattro-luvr: I'm pretty sure velour goes better with your golden FerrVette than nylon, but yes, obviously he's wearing a jogging suit with the zipper pulled down just too far.

It looks to me like a hairy-chested, gold-chain wearing, middle-aged Corvette drivin' d-bag's dream - but a poorly executed, tacky Ferrari.

@FormerlyPreferredCustomer: You're not crazy. The 456 is the epitome of class while the P540 is the epitome of crass.

I hope this never surfaces and we never have to suffer the pain that is Adam Carolla's blabbering, Tanner Faust's wooden Supercars Exposed personality, and Eric Stromer's mullet in HD.

@SerialThriller: The fact that NBC is too stupid to even realize that just sums up the problems over there. Christ, at least make some good ad money from the whole shit-show, you know?

Wait, do you mean there was someone other than Americans Mark Miller and Robby Gordon racing in the Dakar?

@CJinSD: Um...

They've been pulling off anything they didn't like since this whole thing started. They pulled the Jimmy Kimmel "10 at 10" from the Jay Leno Show too, and pretty much any sketch or bit they didn't like.

It's one thing to let your kid do the drawings of your car, but did they have to let him rebuild the Atom back end of Lego?

@f86sabre: That's not entirely true. In fact, GPS units are required on all Dakar vehicles (That big aluminum mount plate in the pic above is where it goes), but the traditional navigation functions are disabled. From my understanding, some "surprise" checkpoints are even preprogrammed into the units and alert you…

Breaking news from the show floor says that they are, in fact, twins.

Wait, the DTS and STS weren't the same car?

@pauljones: This is not their best pic and although they have a bit of a meh quality here, I have seen several pics of them that were decidedly more impressive (hint: needs moar leg).

@trx0x: I'm pretty sure everyone knows how I feel after I spent the day ripping it to shreds. It just ain't an Audi man, it just ain't right.

That guy's wallet was thick enough to buy him that beret and he has the nerve to complain about the bailouts?

Detroit Auto Show Journalist Wristbands: Adam Lambert approved.

I don't like it. It looks like an Alfa Romeo designed entirely with a protractor.

I think the front end is the best part. So much better than the melted vampire-fanged LF-CH.

I think Morgan shows us what happens when you stick with something and really see it through. The original Aero 8 was one of the silliest looking cars ever created, and it didn't even have an ash frame to make up for it.