I would roll in a chromed first-gen Citroen Berlingo with chromed steelies. At events, I would have a driver and come out the sliding door.

@Jinn: Doesn't that just make it "funner"?

At least in NASCAR nobody's trying to claim that the outcomes aren't fixed.

Sorry Matt, but as a designer, I believe you have entirely missed the actual styling features here.

@Ben Wojdyla: A bowler hat is clean and sophisticated in shape, not lumpy and awful.

@pauljones: I think the Astra, and many of the other Euro imports have failed because they were "Americanized", and the Americans tend to fail in Europe for the opposite reason. Find your personality and stick to it and buyers will come. I think that Ze Chermans have proven that point many times over.

@Arcweld Your Soul: Indeed they did.

@Armand: And they've worked on many, many Fiats, Alfa Romeos, Daewoos, you name it. NYT might only know them from their exotic concepts, but anybody who's paid any attention to cars over the last half century would know better.

I hope somebody see's this and realize's that nobody read's C&D anymore.

@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: I was thinking the same thing. Nearly my entire screen is taken up with that damn Equinox pic. They went from everything tiny and shoved in the corner to everything huge and in your face and with more control buttons than the Space Shuttle.

@jalopnikfan: I wasn't going to promote this due to the double post, but Senna in an NSX with loafers and socks is too good to stay hidden.

@GoKarter wishes he was James Hunt: because Max Mosley is into body paint too...

@BxBatman: Your post wasn't deleted, it's just "hidden" like all the other Minardis and Force Indias out there in Jalop comment-land. Try hitting "show all threads" at the bottom for a glimpse of how silly you look to the rest of us.

@RoboRed is sipping a cup of tea while watching the world burn: Unfortunately, in Jalopnik 2.0, placement is not an option.

I think the biggest problem they're going to have is people given false names when test-driving the 500. I know that I'll be tempted to wear a disguise when walking into a Chrysler dealership.

@Kaneda: I know I would for damn sure.

@chucky2jimmy: Uh, yes. Pretty please with sugar on top.

@TheGuinnessTooth: Calm down, caaaalm down, there is no sedan, they didn't have the opportunity to screw that up.

@hollatchaboy: I have seen them in Philly, but there not popular like they are in NYC. That said, the amount of damage I have on my bumpers from street parking is insane, and if my car weren't a piece of junk I'd almost consider it.

You know you have huge man-bits when the crashing isn't even the most exciting part of your racing series.