why is there an app for that

What Michigan has don’t actually qualify to be labeled as roads.

The color of the pin drops is a hint.

That sounds like most of the roads in Houston today.

I hesitate to ask what it is I’m looking at...

And giant industrial cable spools. Can’t forget the giant industrial cable spools.

Take a trip down Fondren from Westheimer to Hwy-90. Don’t do it in a sports car, though.

Or San Jose/San Francisco...tho in SF it's really more poo you have to worry about flying at you. 

Do you live inside the loop? Because yeah - the roads are terrible. Montrose, Rice Village, the Heights, River Oaks, etc. Out in the burbs we have it a bit better, but anytime I go into town I regret every filling-shaking trip.

And those are just surface streets. I’ve seen more garbage on the highways in Houston than…

This guy has obviously driven on Clinton near 610 recently

Well, you got me there.

I just moved away from the Houston area less than 2 months ago. I lived there for about 10 years (first in Baytown, then in Pasadena). I was a technician, and I drove to my jobs every day. My jobs were literally all over the Houston metropolitan area and surrounding counties. I put over 20,000 miles on my truck every…

Not across the states?

I’ve been doing this since I got my driver’s license. I never knew it had a name. Now I know!

That sounds like most of the roads in Houston today.

Whenever I read about the Dutch Reach I fell inclined to tell people about my own technique, which I’ve dubbed the “Portuguese Look At The Fucking Mirror Before Opening Your Fucking Door”. It’s great and can be used in tandem with the Dutch Reach.

What about large people, obese people, people with back pain, people who can’t twist as easily in their seat, etc...?

Cheaper solution: Don’t parallel park.

Shortly after reviewing the Karlmann King, Jason Torchinsky was never heard from again.