Jesus tap dancing Christ, enough with the portrait videos! What are they teaching kids in school these days?

<insert Takata airbag joke here>

That’s my kind of burrito.

So this is always a sticking point for me: researching the company.

“Don’t Apply for a Job Unless You Meet the Qualifications”

I hate this. I had an interview that went extremely well, then had a second interview. At that point the department head walked me to the entrance of the building (large hospital, easy to get lost) and told me that I was the front runner so far but there was one other contender but told me I would hear a final…

A note to hiring managers. We know that you receive scores of resumes and not everyone will get an interview. However, those who actually get the opportunity to sit down with someone should receive some form of communication after, even if we don’t get the job.

Or just disable the whole effects thing.

I get about $0.82 per burrito.

He missed an opportunity to kick it up a notch and turn some of that loose sausage and a couple of tablespoons of fat into a great sausage gravy to add to the burrito.

Enjoy this image of an F-15 shooting down a satellite.

the ways GM has improved most of them over the years.

Harbor Freight is the sh*t. The bulk of my tools come from there, and I’m especially proud of an electric impact wrench and socket set I bought from there like 5 years ago. Still works, no problems.

I LOVE Harbor Freight for stuff like this. Their power tools are pretty much shite, but pry bars, hammers, and their quick lift hydraulic jacks....EXCELLENT.

Duh. It’s called harbor freight

Yeah it really is awesome how cheaply you can get into doing your own repairs. Just for the love of God don’t cheap out on the jackstands and jack. Hell, just to keep yourself from being stupid chronologically “well, I can’t afford the jackstands now, but I can afford the jack”, you should honestly buy the jackstands…

That’s how I roll

Or you can buy an extremely safe and reliable Panther for the price of a new iPhone and be safe while remaining poor.