Frankie doesn’t understand why we choose to live in Minnesota.

And I get mildly annoyed when I have to deal with Canadian Geese at my local Midwest golf course...

Saturday’s gathering of the deplorables will be at Orlando Melbourne International. MCO lives to fight another day!

It looks like a really nice golf course, but I’ve never seen anyone play it..

Anyone else notice that the flag was missing?

In case anyone was wondering, this is what happens when you try and click the “contact” button at the bottom of John Blanton’s webpage.

Does Ashley have an alter ego that works at BuzzFeed?

“That’s a deal!” Minneapolis

He’s shell shocked from the Tomi Lahren videos he just watched.

2001 NFC Championship Game - Giants 41 Vikings 0. I was 9 and, as a life-long Minnesotan, it was a nice precursor of what my sports-future held!

That’s an old Champion Airlines 727. It was a charter airline based out of Minneapolis-St. Paul that folded in 2008. I flew it on a family vacation to Mexico roughly 14 years ago. Now I have to go dig up pictures and see if we flew on this plane.

MGM Resorts International owns the Bellagio, Circus Circus, Excalibur, Luxor, Mandalay Bay, MGM Grand, Monte Carlo and New York, New York. I think they could give away enough tickets to consistently fill their arena.