I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Pitchers of brewers do often lead to forgetting, as well as a struggle to score.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Where do I lodge my complaint about the multi-syllabic, multi-octive grunt-moans? I do get there are things you do in tennis with your stroke that are routines, but if you’re still doing it when the ball is in your opponent’s court about to be played, I think you’ve over-spiced your gumbo at that point. I’m probably…

I feel like it is becoming very obvious the positive effect the Williams sisters had on getting young black women interested in tennis and it is pretty cool.

I love watching *aaahhh OOOOOOOOOOOO* Coco play such strong *aaaahhh OOOOOOOOO* tennis, she’s so exciting *aaahhh OOOOOOOOOOOOO* but there’s something *aaaahhhh OOOOOOOOOOO* distracting me from this match and *aaahhh OOOOOOOOOOOOO* I can’t quite put my finger on it *aaahhhh OOOOOOOOOOOO*

That’s what I was thinking as I was listening to this. If Rob “Yo Soy Fiesta” Gronkowski can be this articulate, reflective, and emotional while talking about how the basic rules of football can leave you crippled after you’ve won the Super Bowl, perhaps the sport shouldn’t exist anymore.

You can definitely bring it stronger than that. Also, your username disturbs me wth. 

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

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When I was 11, I threw a metal globe into an oil lantern in our family room and absolutely destroyed it, then blamed my brother, who watched me do it and said nothing, watched him get his bottom paddled, then walked away humming the theme to “Gilligan’s Island.” It occurs to me that kids are little better than…

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

If he played Trump at tennis it would look like two beluga whales flopping in a parking lot.

Fuck Barstool and Fuck All Stoolies. You know exactly what you’re supporting when you read that shit-heap of a site.

I guess the criminalization of blackness is now complete; and every black male is a criminal, every white man a saint.

I’ll say it again: want to see gun reform? Have all POC exercise their 2nd amendment rights.

Same. She can be considered the greatest player of all time (definitely is for me), esp. considering the ugly levels of racism she’s certainly faced along the way, *and* have some truly dickbag, heelish moments like threatening line umps with tennis ball suffocation and stealing Osaka’s limelight with pissy temper…

I’m pretty much in the bag for Serena Williams as a rule. She’s been one of my favorite athletes for 20 years. That being said, she isn’t and has never been a good loser and that day certainly wasn’t one of her finer moments. She embarrassed herself and basically ruined Naomi Osaka’s moment.