This is a very oddly worded article. Your “side hustle” (god I hate that term) is literally, and legally, “self-employment” in most instances. You freelance write? Make balloon animals at parties (pre COVID)? Have a store on Etsy? Get paid for those things? Small business. Keep track of your income and expenses and…

When you say things like “The obusifcation doesn’t happen until the data hits the VPN server,” then no - I don’t think you know how it works... 

When you say things like “The obusifcation doesn’t happen until the data hits the VPN server,” then no - I don’t…

You...don’t know how this works, do you ? 

You...don’t know how this works, do you ? 

Wife and I started at right above 300k in student loans.

You must be fun at parties. 

House savings, pfft. I’m reminded of a quote from the ancient Jalop scrolls, “you can’t race your house, but you can sleep under this slot car table.”

Did you read the article at all? This is about THC carts, not nicotine vapes.

I love misspellings and malapropisms!

Walla.... you lost me from the gecko, pre-madonna style. It’s like nightened day for all intesive purposes.

Anyway the sun has gone down so the ultra-violent rays are gone and I’m hungry so I’ll be heading out for a bite to eat. Bone apple tea.

TLDR for the upcoming debates:

So yeah, this is the story of how I came to own a house instead of ending up on the streets.