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Look, I get that you’re being directed to drive clicks, but can this family of sites PLEASE stop with the hyperlinks that look like they will take you to the external thing being reported and instead take you to some barely related article on a G/O site? Why is a link that says “Oh, Reddit” not a link to FUCKING…

I remember not so long ago that young men, seeking the favors of young women, would drive sexy two door cars to project an image.  Now they want to drive the box the sexy car came in.  I don’t get it.  

A CUV is a shittier version of a wagon. Taller, worse mpgs, can hold less stuff, etc. I get that wagons aren’t in fashion anymore, but they’re measurably better at most things than a CUV is. Every soccer mom driving around in an empty Escalade/Suburban/X7/Yukon/Grand Wagoneer really just needs a wagon.

More than anything, the biggest change is how much higher the belt line is (scale is as close as I can get with MS Paint). It adds a ton of visual mass over older trucks.

Which raises the question of why someone needs to commute in a 400hp brick.

“He’ll spend the rest of this day at The Greybar Hotel,” he added. (Apparently, that’s slang for prison.)

But that’s not your “view ahead” unless you’re lifting off

why doesn’t this have more stars!

For one, your view ahead is of your car’s hood—not of anything else.

That looks like a...wheelie unsettling moment in a car.

Serious question, who the hell buys middle grade gas..I believe it’s 89 octane?

A lawn mower engine is about 200% less complicated than a typical car engine. So its not exactly very accurate to use one for a test. Sugar could do all sorts of nasty things to the injectors, various sensors and catalytic converters, of which the mower engine has none.

Let’s say, hypothetically, I were to put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff’s car, and slash the deputy’s tires so they don’t get very far when they finally get the word that there’s a been a hold-up? Uh huh?