This is like saying the sky is blue

Cavani blows more opportunities than Fernando Torres (Chelsea Fernando)....I’ve seen so many highlights of that guy running one on one with the keeper or being played a perfect ball in and him somehow fucking that up.

I didn’t know Barcelona had a football team...

I think that’s Rex Ryan

Let’s let Trump be the judge of that

I can’t have these bad character guys on my team.....he’s off my fantasy draft board now

My favorite of all his tweets are the fact the one that is attacking liberals get the most likes and anything even mildly nice to any group gets much less......it’s like these morons who support him like that he shits all over everything

I’m guessing they are farting into their cupped hands and moving it to their noses so they can smell them. They also might be cupping their hands to smell their friends farts

I heard somewhere that every time he visits Mar DeLago it costs the taxpayers $3,000,000......if that’s true where’s all the outrage from congressional republicans about wasting taxpayers money and lining his pockets with money?

I saw her the other day on TV and she looks really run down. I always thought she had a crypt keeper vibe to her but lately she looks extra gaunt.....she must be getting woken up all night by Trump when the drugs wear off

Isn’t his defense that he was having a threesome and the other person didn’t complain?

Is your screen name an arrested development reference?!?

I may sound stupid but as a man am I allowed to do this too? Please be gentle I just wanted to know if my support is welcome

Well I wanted to eat my heart shaped pizza before my I had explosive diarrhea

Christie Brinkley? I think you’re confusing her with Gayle Gergich

Don’t you think?

Haha I instantly regretted me decision/choice of words

I don’t know what I expected

Please I surrender! (Sexually of course)