I honestly wonder why I still read Gizmodo. After BLam and some of the big guys left, they’ve just become shittier and shittier. There’s little differentiation between Gizmodo and just general tabloids. Legitimized and monetized shit-posting.

Considering a crushing majority already uses chrome as their browser on all kinds of devices I think google is safe.

See, if you think about it...me being the absolute opposite is just as impressive. It takes special skill to die as much as I do. Skill that, obviously, you plebs simply don’t possess :P

Why are you surprised? The Force isn’t the only thing that is strong in the Skywalker bloodline. The Whining is just as strong.

“Supreme Counselor Snoke can help with any daddy issues you may have”

90% of television and movie plots would be solved if they realized counseling was a thing.

My favorite Stormtroopers were the two who turned around to avoid Ren’s emo tantrum.

Most likely a Vibro-baton, like a vibro-blade. Remember General Grievous’s bodyguards? Like those.