(Crosses Fingers) Please can Dickie V. Please can Dickie V. Please can Dickie V. And Coachman.

“Please hand in your mustache and your Jerry Jones Stenography Kit.”

The JailBlazers would make a great 30 for 30, but I’m sure the NBA front office would never sign off on it.

He’s right, though. Draymond’s nut shots are all taken from an abiding sense of compassion.

Hey, he had a few solid years with Real Madrid. Either way, the guy’s a giant of the game, just like Washington Wizards legend Michael Jordan.

We’ll spell his name correctly when he leads Chicago to the World Cup.

You’re laying it on pretty thick there, Mrs Hubbuch.

KRAFTWERK

On the one hand, I really want to shit on Robert Kraft’s grave. On the other hand, I really hate lines.

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

You barreled this take!

I’m pretty sure that would violate the CBA.