The Bane mask I made out of a Quarter Pounder box will protect me.

Bethesda games don't technically enter development until they're released.

Like that Simpsons episode where Lisa fears she’ll turn stupid overnight.

I actually wish it was bigger, and that it was made out of titanium. I want people to come over and ask “what the hell is that thing?” before I tell them to be careful around it, tell em that if it tips over and falls on them they’ll mostly likely die. Tell em to keep any ties and scarves away from it because the fan…

I think this is most likely. Sony can’t eat a loss the way Microsoft can. Microsoft has more cash on hand and is treating the consoles almost like a phone where they plan to make up the loss on a subscription to Game Pass. 

police agencies around the country report it’s an all-out death race on America’s roads right now.

Sorry, but there is ZERO reason that stay should be anywhere NEAR 1 million. For 1 million I could hire 4 drs to work shifts at my house 24/7 for 4 months and have plenty of money left over for a breathing machine.

Buffalo Chip held dozens of events every day through the 16th, including a headlining performance by musical group Smash Mouth

It interesting to watch people out here acting like saying horrific shit isn’t the entire reason his supporters voted for him.

I bet everyone who counted her as their black friend is really pissed.

“Sir, I see here in your history that your primary care physician listed polonium poisoning as a pre-existing condition”

Final Indignity: After getting out of hospital with $1 million in bills, the “Russian-speaking, non-U.S. citizen employee of Tesla” is arrested by ICE and deported.

$1 million lump sum? Pshaw. That’ll never work with the young people. They’re all about the subscription model and experiences. Try offering them 5k/month and a herd of fake followers on instagram. Send them a new piece of very light malware each month, customized based on their feedback. Make up a Tesla Employee VIP…

The thing is Trump isn’t encouraging civil war. At least not on an ideological level. No, that would take some actual strategy, which we know he has no capability for. This is worse. He doesn’t care about any of this. His only interest is in staying in the WH. Doesn’t matter who gets hurt or killed. It only matters…

Yeah, the battle system is fun too. It's cool to unlock longer and longer combos for the characters.  Pretty satisfying when you can pull off the whole string of normal attacks.

Chrono Cross is a great game, with a ton of unique and fun ass ideas nobody ever iterated on again. FF8 is the same story. Unfortunately, because the loudest and oldest people who played those games had played Chrono Trigger and FF4 and 6 and longed for their comfort food, we got FF9 and Squaresoft (soon to be Squenix)…

Setting sail in the Fall of 2020, the new Carnival CoronaNoro, your bowels will empty as fast as your lungs fill up!

I Ubered through the entire city in search of them. Midtown. Upper West Side. Lower East Side. Greenwich Village. Williamsburg. The Meatpacking District. Tribeca. During these journeys, I’d peer through the tinted windows of the Chevy Tahoes I rode around in

At long last, the perfect confluence of 7 bladed razors, over compensating grill designs, and tail gates to bring it all full circle.

why don’t they just make the whole truck out of tailgate?