I only have access to the Boar’s Head version which is very good, but also $10/lb. And rarely on sale.

heh, no. I don’t buy Eckrich shit because I don’t want to pay for oversalted greasy shit. I hunt and have, er, dismantled my share of deer. That would make a lot of people vegetarian, if they had to do the dirty work that puts meat on their plates. 

I would be genuinely tickled by a restaurant that camped it up and called itself “Eastern Jade Samurai Gangnam Lantern” and featured servers dressed in kimono made out of American flags.

Ah, I like Paydays, but they make me sad. From 1938 to 1980, Paydays were made in my little hometown in Southern Illinois. When I was in high school the factory burned. Since the maker, then Hollywood Candies, had been one of the biggest employers around, it was the first blow in a series of them from which the town…

Maybe more plastic cladding than this.

I want to see a picture of these mutant soybeans that grow 5' tell because I live in farm country but all of the soybeans that I have ever seen are about 2" tall.

Those poor unfortunate souls. At least they still have their looks, their pretty masked face, and don’t underestimate the importance of body language!

Ah, you want a McFlatland burger.

Holding out for 2d printed nuggies, thanks!

No, it’s okay, you’re denied entry to most of the “countries”

Disappointed. Thought there’d be some cool life hack like, prick your finger and let the blood drop into a bowl of warm water and read the letter it forms or something like that.

I swear that Toyota’s current design language is called “Sad Clown”

GM never understood its marketing potential.

How does the guy who thinks that the only car that should exist is the Honda Fit think he can get off throwing stones at anything else?

Oh sure, gameplay is a bit easier in P5 but the variety is great. Royal made it both easier and gave it more depth, and while it didn’t fix all my issues with the original story, what it added to the characters and especially the last semester were probably some of the best story beats and character development of the…

As we meet here tonight, there is a growing danger that threatens every blessing our ancestors fought so hard far. Our nation is witnessing a merciless campaign to wipe out our history, defame our heroes, erase our values, and indoctrinate our children.

I had a Honda Insight my wife drove for a couple years (murdered by a Yukon Denali), the car was pretty smooth in traffic and as long as you were not trying to do 80 it was quiet for a cheap hybrid hatch. I drove a bunch of CVT Nissan CUVs to find the right one for my Mother-in-Law, the one she has in the Rogue she…

Twitter permanently ruined that movie for me.

The definition of tex mex is regular mex covered in velveeta, so yes. 

I’d take just about any odds that Irish reunification happens before Welsh independence. Anyway Wales is not represented in the Union Flag in any way so that wouldn’t necessitate much of a redesign (though it would be funny if England ceded the left arm of the St. George’s Cross to Wales).