Pennsyltucky rolls off the tongue better than Bamaslyvania. 

Whoever said Pennsylvania is Philly and Pittsburgh w/ Kentucky in the middle has never set foot in the state. Its Philadelphia and what’s left is Kentucky. 

Biden’s job should/hopefully be rolling back some of the damage done (granted its gonna take decades) and defeat Eric/Ivanka trump in 2024. You think the Death Cult for Diabetes is going to vote for Nikki Haley or Mitt Romney, lulz, they aren’t going anywhere.

I don’t have OCD but those headlights have given me a sudden urge to impulsively rearrange and organize 

Meanwhile as another tip of corporate @#$%ery and vile behavior from white men drops on his desk, a forlorn Nathan Grayson dreams of the day that he can just write about video games, like they do at The Root.   

I mean sure you could do controlled burns, gonna have to hire some a lot (because y’know global warming/increased drying) federal/state workers, pay a lot of money to train said people b/c you know they are dealing w/ fire in a forest. Even w/ well trained workers, controlled burns can get all @#%-y and uncontrolled,…

My biggest fear is that one day I’ll wake up, instinctively turn on Fox and Friends and agree w/ everything that Brian Kilmeade says.

actually Americans carry the plague, everyone knows this 

Question: How and why are people giving Chuck E Cheese a 200M loan right now? 

option 1: go on the airwaves and explain to the public that excessive force is not right, new policies protecting the public will be enacted quickly and police will be held accountable for their actions. fallout: praise for said police chief from the community

rural hospitals - high numbers of patients w/o insurance and/or medicaid. Also these people are often sicker and hold out on going to the hospital/doctor b/c they can’t afford it. Plus Medicaid doesn’t pay jack, depending on the state you live a hospital is lucky to either break even in a well funded medicaid state or…

in this pandemic you can rest assured that none of our delivery people will have covid becuase we’ll fire the ones that asked to be tested

Seriously you shouldn’t do this porn, relationships, giving stocks to friends etc. Otherwise you might get sued by a company and your 40M severance package will only be around 20M. Think about your family and how they could survive on that. 

Plot twist: employee survives but his health insurance claim will be denied so he’ll be stuck will a 1 million dollar bill 

the corporations are fighting, everyone take a side! 

you could have lost 12 pounds yourself, felt healthier and had a nicer ride

Morning Rice is good. However if you drink in the morning you’ll get sick to your stomach because there is so much sugar in it. Should be called Midday Rice. 

IMO its mostly instant coffee which seems to be a lot more popular in Asia.

On a per car basis I don’t think there was ever a more profitable mass produced small car than the PT Cruiser (maybe the New Beetle?)

that trailer is both awfully stupid and stupidly awesome