SHOTGUN MOTHERFUCKING AXE
There is a bridge in Liverpool NY like this. IIRC 15 years ago an engineering study was done and it was found that to raise the bridge the needed distance so that trucks could pass under it, the elevation change for the tracks would have to start 3 miles in either direction. They can’t lower the road as it runs along…
“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin
The deceased on the gurney was in fact named Royce. He was a rolls Royce.