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Chevy wouldn’t still be making trucks today if it wasn’t for Seger.

As a Michigander I’m so ashamed I forgot Seger. He’s top 20.

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

You go into a slack to try to find a single person to talk to about why there are no cigarettes in the Yesterday universe one time, and you create a monster.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

He was an absolute octopus of a defender in college. Only the second Pac-12 player ever with consecutive conference DPOY, passed Gary Payton for career steals and Jason Kidd for single-season steals, and the only college player over the last 20 years with 100 steals and 80 blocks in a season. He’s got the defensive

(Two years ago I posted "I haven't seen a Bosnian murdered like that since Srebrenica" in response to LeBron stuffing Jusuf Nurkic into a locker and stealing his lunch money on a dunk. I think I've exhausted this vein, but damn if it wasn't a rich one.)

I haven't seen a Serbian atrocity like that since Gorazde.

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

Alita Battle Angel Hernandez

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Quick—-which one would you take, Curt’s T-bird or Conan’s 92 SHO?

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Joe Westworld

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.