LeBron James: [no look] “Pass.”

I hear it’s part of the Uighur re-education curriculum in Xinjiang.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

Olympics

It’s a real testament to Vince’s awesomeness that I am both sure that that’s true, and am not at all sure which one you’re talking about, specifically.

And indisputably has the greatest in game dunk of all time

I absolutely cannot wait for some random game in February when he has a ridiculous put-back dunk or he drives and posterizes someone and we all get to gush about it. I hope he plays until he’s 50.

It’s like getting destroyed in a pickup game by the old guy at the Y.

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

This is like replacing your beige Corolla with a beige Civic.

For fucks fsake, fyou fguys fsure fknow fhow fto falliterate

In today’s NFL, who’s to say getting the slotted guaranteed money for the No. 2 overall pick and retiring to your native Hawaii as early as possible isn’t “success”? Go home, Marcus, and don’t look back. You’ll be 26 years old, rich, and local hero.

Excuse me but Chase Daniel is the epitome of Mediocre QB™ thank you very much

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Yeah, but let’s be honest, mediocre QB is a complex concept in the NFL. There are teams like Chcago or Buffalo who would probably kill for a mediocre QB at the moment.

Thing is, I never saw him or Winston as NFL caliber QBs.  Both had major flaws in reading how plays diagnose in real-time, and could be inconsistent throwing the football to boot.  This limited both guys upside, as they would alternate between good and bad stretches of football.  They are, simply put, mediocre NFL QBs…

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

It somewhat sucks as Mariota is supposedly one of the coolest dudes in the NFL and the kind of a guy you just wish success for. Maybe that was the problem and he wasn’t crazy enough to be a great QB.