The Denver Broncos are one of three 0-4 NFL teams (assuming no tie, there should be one more after Bengals-Steelers tonight)

Word on the street is his spleen killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

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Ah yes, the Patriot’s deep-state conspiracy 

He’s got a 33-32 conference record, in one of the softest major conferences in the country. At WSU, he’s been to the New Mexico, Sun, Holiday, Holiday and Alamo bowl. In 17 full seasons, he’s won zero conference championships.

You’re correct, it’s a bad headline. There was nothing late about the hit, it was just an egregiously dirty one. 

It wasn’t a late it, it was flagged as “unnecessary roughness.”  Given that the receiver had a knee on the ground and a second defender in the process of touching him down, a full tackle to the head wasn’t necessary and was over the top physically. Hence, the flag. 

+1 for remembering the Chargers are in LA.

I dunno, “Pick whoever is playing the Dolphins” seems pretty sound.

If you are relying on the Chargers to execute, you really have only yourself to blame.

Also, if the goddamn Chargers fuck me in my knockout pool, I’m going to fly to Los Angeles and beat Philip Rivers to death with several of his own children.

“FROM YOU, OK?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!”

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Fun Fact: Mike Leach is one of four P-5 Coaches who never played collegiate football.

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

Exactly, talk to me when the baby has played call of duty until 8 am

He sits in front of the TV all day laughing at Paw Patrol. He’s stoned!

I’m trying to figure out how exactly a five month old appears high. They’ve just learned to smile, maybe they are buzzing their lips a bit and trying to figure out how to crawl. Maybe they would be a bit hungrier? I don’t know if you could detect a baby lacking ambition.

In his defense, all 5 month olds appear to be high