At a former job there was a guy who periodically sent unhinged rants to every info@public_company.com address there was, in addition to incredibly-wishful-thinking formations like steven.spielberg@paramount.com. I never sent them to my spam folder because I wanted to see what batshit thing he said next. This email is…

It is so surprising to me to see such a crazy email be pro Democrat.  I suppose it serves us to be reminded there are unhinged people on the left too.  At least they’re not shooting up places.

Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.

I imagine this is how Jim Morrison would talk/write if he were still alive.

I read that letter in a death metal voice.

I mean. I don’t NOT want to attend that seminar...

Every coach thinks HE’s the guy who’s going to “coach em up” and magically unlock the hidden potential of athletically talented players, and Brown is still one of the best WR’s in the league. He’ll be playing for someone this season (most likely the Raiders), and he’ll be highly productive for at least a good chunk of…

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

I would love to read these letters but a giant ad with the word “CREAMY” is blocking the text and scrolling with my browser. So that’s fun. 

Ultimately, it was crossing the thin line between“honky honky” and “dead honky” that led to the suspension.

notoriously level-headed teammate Vontaze Burfict.

Watching $30 million go down the toilet will get a tearful apology out of a guy

He should have gone with honky

“After much thought, I really want your cracker guaranteed millions"

Brown called Mayock a “cracker”

she’ll be rouxing all of the missed chances

I grew up in Colorado. When FOTF showed up they put a community that once respected or at least ignored each others differences into the center of the culture wars and it got tremendously ugly.  Neighbors learned to hate neighbors, friendships died, bullshit and cruelty became the norm.

I don’t hate the LGBTQ community...I just shill for an organization that hates the LGBTQ community. See the difference there?

he screams at her until she cries. she doesn't owe him shit.