SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOOMER.

Dwight: I swear I’m not crippled and I’m super depressed about my career.

All they needed was a warm body and they got...Dwight Howard.

airball rec league free throw

“How do you feel about the Oakland A’s?”

you don’t go here anymore!!

Go away, man!

what’s a white sock

Reynaldo Lopez has an impressive 3.10 ERA in his last eight starts, with a sterling 46/16 K/BB ratio and just four home runs allowed. To what extent has he turned a corner and is he setting up as a quality no. 2 pitcher, and to what extent is this run a product of his having faced the Oakland A’s twice (surrendering…

Having attempted to boss these people around for 18 months, I can assure you they will never listen to anyone.

and she’s also a reason Drew is still alive

+2

I was legit worried about Drew when I heard what happened.  I had too hoped that he would write in the way that Drew does about this.   

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

Get well Drew.

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Also very familiar with your wife.

WIFE: Do you want the windows open?
ME: Nah, I’m fine.
WIFE: Okay I’ll open the windows a little.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.