Alot of us in this comment section will make up a witty response and lie, but honestly I’d probably do it for free just for the story. And, you know, a picture for sure.

“So when I stood up, it was right in the gooch. It’s normally pleasurable for a man, isn’t it? The gooch. We all enjoy the gooch, but not when you’re getting kicked straight in it.”

I usually don’t watch most of the draft and only caught the first ten picks of this one, but this draft really stood out to me in terms of how excited and emotional these kids were about being drafted. Zion, Ja, RJ all crying up on the big stage and just seeing guys like Jordan Bones lose it over being drafted 57th is…

His work with Make-A-Wish foundation should get him on the short list of every humanitarian award.

It definitely sucks, but honestly I think Horford and Irving leaving now is a blessing in disguise for the Celtics. Now they can give Rozier 10 - 15 million a year, use their cap space to sign a few decent pieces and figure out what they have with the rest of this young core before they are all eligible for…

Dak and Mariota’s backups were Cooper Rush and Blaine Gabbert. Starting by default does not excuse people in my book!

I would say three of them are not like the others. The idea of Dak or Mariota making 30 million a year is fucking mindblowing.

Ehh, I don’t know if the right word for that was depressing, it was dark but was done to paint a picture of oppression and get you to hate the Capitol, it was depressing but it was done to further the story and didn’t feel out of place (hell, even blowing up Prim served this purpose). The depressing part for me was…

The third book was always the weakest one by far so the downshift didn’t surprise me, most of the people I’ve talked to agree that Mockingjay was pretty depressing and not as good as it could’ve been. I honestly think the burnout was also due to the nature of YA post-apocalyptic themselves, not necessarily that we are…

He banished both of those guys to the 3 point line, completely changed their games and converted them from bonafide stars to barely All-Stars. Please tell me how AD having to completely change his game to play alongside Lebron is a good fit?

Yeah, this trade doesn’t change the fact that they have to scape together 10 extra players with 32 million in cap, and that’s before even considering that they wanna go after Kemba. LeBron and AD are not a natural fit on the court by any means, surrounding them with mid-level exception talent doesn’t seem like a good…

He has a house in Calabasas, yes.

I’m not sure he will leave now, KD and Klay’s injuries might be the kicker that keeps both of them on the Warriors for awhile longer.

Seeing Kyle Lowry as a world champion is just incredibly cool. We always get swept up in the narratives about the Lebrons and KDs, but it’s so cool to see non-world beaters like Kyle become successful, hit that supposed ceiling that we tell them they will never surpass, and then watch them do it anyways. He has his…

Hot take incoming: Hubie is the perfect secondary commentator, and nobody will convince me otherwise. Put him with a high energy lead like Mike Breen or Mark Jones and his analysis is refreshing, all information and no ego.

Keep JR the hell away from her!

People seem to think if doesn’t score 20 points he’s choking again, but it’s been far from the truth this series. He’s been one of their better defenders and has been making incredible reads and passes in the pick and roll to unlock Gasol and others. He obviously doesn’t affect the other team like Steph, but he’s…

That timeout is still completely baffling to me. No matter the reason, calling a timeout after your top-3 player has gone on a personal 10-2 run on your home floor to take the lead is absolutely inexcusable. And to double down, they didn’t even draw up a play to get a good shot, they gave it to Kawhi for a Kobe…

This comment will have the “Kevin should sit out until he’s completely healthy” crowd stumped.

Well on the topic of Kyrie and the Nets, this just happened: