Communication with his teammates shouldn’t be an issue, from my understanding he’s still able to grunt and point at things.

Marry Drake (for financial reasons), fuck Kawhi (he looks like he needs it), kill Patrick McCaw (we don’t forget what team you came from).

Yes.

Mark Jackson: “Oh Papa, there goes that personal pan.”

Then the manager would’ve tried to trade him to the local Pizza Hut, but it would’ve been vetoed because “Pizza Hut is already awesome enough, they don’t need another pizza catcher like this”.

I think there’s an inherent bias with Gasol just because passing big men always seem to be underappreciated unless they are Jokic-level. For many years he was a guy that was forced into being a primary playmaker for an offense with no offensive weapons besides Conley and yet fought tooth and nail on defense every night…

There’s something about playing in Memphis for the majority of your career that causes players like Mike Conley or Marc to be severely underappreciated. He really has been one of the better two-way stars for the past decade, and I hope he finally gets his ring, it would be extremely deserved.

Pop has been ahead of this curve for at least a decade.

I respect what he’s done in his career so this is nothing personal, but god do I really hope Iggy’s age catches up with him and he finally falls off in this series. I don’t need the 6th best player on the Warriors to be able to shut down Kawhi, give me a good series to watch dammit!

Yeah, I don’t know what you are supposed to do here if you are Sundqvist, he came in clean and it only caused an injury because Grzelcyk put himself in a compromising position. If Grzelcyk is standing straight up that’s just a regular hit, you can’t punish someone based on outcomes.

Aww, shuck.

What about all the free corn he could get though?

You have brought up nightmares mentioning The Show, time for my story for why I will never buy one of those games ever again:

It’s a shame this shot wasn’t off the pick and roll, this farmer would’ve preferred to be stuck behind a MOOOOOOving screen.

“The goofy rapper cares a little too much about his hometown team, therefore I’m gonna root for the team packing more herbs into their stadium than a garden and hope the hilariously unfair super team are huge assholes to him for being invested!”

It’s really the double-edged sword of deep-diving analytics: when you find the most efficient way for your team to score and you refuse to deviate from it, it’s not gonna work because your opponent knows it’s coming. Opponent adjustments aren’t something than can be quantified accurately with advanced stats, and…

And they squandered the best game of his career because Dame can’t be bother to box out a role player in crunch time and they let Steph grab like five offensive rebounds. Oh, and their drawn up play down 2 with 3 secs left was a Dame fadeaway corner 3.

I’m not even mad.

Its beak is the length of the photo, where the fuck would you put the head at?

Stop it. Do not look to blame the people who legally supplied someone with alcohol when the real blame is on guy who decided to get drunk and drive home. It’s not someone else’s responsibility to stop another person from making a stupid decision.