I know the Nuggets were rolling last night but this bugged me alot: the Blazers bench went on an 11-0 run early in the beginning of the 4th to cut the lead to 20 and didn’t even bring Dame and CJ back in! I get keeping your stars safe but it’s Game 5 on the road, you gotta at least try to pull out a comeback! Even the…

Hot take: any NBA point guard whose two best skills are passing and rebounding cannot be a transcendent player. At least Magic scored 20 points a game, Been Simmons is just Large Rondo.

People always laughed at me when I took a shine to Connaughton when he was at Notre Dame, and look at him now! He’s like the 7th best player on a good team! Suck it, haters.

That Milk and Honey Original Café Mix take was without a doubt the hottest take I will ever hear in my life. Props to you, Tim.

I will die on Rylen Roersma Hill. That’s the best name and it’s not even close.

The Pasty Pastry

Al Horford is the Al Horford of the modern NBA.

It all ties back to him chasing Lebron. Golden State was his villain phase where he formed his superteam, and now it’s time that he turns face and rescues the lowly Knicks and delivers them a title. He’s just going through the motions at this point, no point of this journey is truly his.

Jesus, of course it was Bosa.

The cap logistics probably won’t work out this year and I realize San Antonio isn’t the flashiest place in the world to live, but if you are a superstar who cares about winning I don’t understand why you wouldn’t wanna become a Spur.

I view it as the opposite: the Rockets are trying to give Sweet Lou and the rest of the Clippers more motivation to pull off the upset. They don’t wanna see the Warriors in the second round.

Dammit, time for honesty: I’ve been the biggest Russ supporter over the past few years, but this series has finally broken the camel’s back for me. He’s still a jaw dropping player and I will always enjoy watching him play, but this series has shown that his way of playing doesn’t translate to team success, especially…

They are an 8 seed and stole two games on the road against the greatest team in NBA history. They’ve already won as far as I’m concerned.

Getting hosed implies that it happened to us, not that we did it to ourselves. Hell, since that Drummond draft our first round picks have been Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Stanley Johnson, Henry Ellenson and Luke Kennard. Kennard isn’t bad but in those other three drafts we passed on CJ McCollum, Steven Adams, Giannis,…

Detroit was actually #9 in that draft and took Drummond with it, Toronto was #8. AD and Dame together would’ve been nuts, but as a Pistons fan the only thing I’m thinking is that if Houston wasn’t interested in Dame, we could’ve had him. And that makes me super sad.

Sorry, I watched his three again while typing this and all of the blood in my head rushed to my erection, which caused my carelessness.

It’s been about 8 hours since I woke this morning and saw the highlights, and I am still shook by what Dame did last night. He dropped 50 on two All-Stars in a close-out basketball game, and hit the most cold long range three pointer I have ever seen in my life*. This man has been a star but somehow still underrated…

You better be talking about off-shore fishing. If zombies have taken over half of the planet and your food solution involves sitting stationary on the shore for hours at at time, good luck to you pal.

Hey buddy, the sport of fishing without keeping it for food is just enjoying goring a fish through it’s mouth with a hook. That’s not much better in comparison!

So the question is whether I’d rather get the crap beaten out of me by 100 bearded dwarves or one beautiful Amazon goddess?