Cool Manny, still waiting on the explanation for cleating the hell out of some ankles when you did hustle.

Please Tom, don’t make me choose.

You wrote out an entire state list when in reality you could’ve just written “Nothing in the Midwest matters in my opinion.”

If you want some goosebumps, imagine Kemba on any current playoff team (besides Orlando and Charlotte).

When you think about it, all Nike slogans just sound like things Steve-O says to himself before doing another Jackass stunt.

It’s really not even close.

It’s an individual award for best pitching performance. Even if somehow the Mets decided to bat with their offhand because they were so sure they’d win every deGrom start anyways, it doesn’t affect the fact that he was the best pitcher in the league this year.

Honestly, 20-6 if the Mets managed 2 runs per start is more incredible to me. That’s basically doing two positive things in an inning for less than a third of the game! If they could capitalize on ONE bad pitch in a game, the game would basically be a lock, and these assholes couldn’t even manage that!

Give it time

Awesome, definitely scrolled through the article too quickly and misunderstood the part where he mentioned the Finals. I’ve got a bad feeling I’m about to end up like Frederic Weis.

He went off against Mo Harkless and Evan Turner on a team of well-known posers. Let’s calm the fuck down about Finals talk.

Any Steelers player that has publicly shamed Le’Veon during this process who complains about a contract dispute in the future should have Yakety Sax played in their face until they stop talking.

We take the side of the meteor.

So this season’s title run is still in the cards then?

Really interesting and exciting teams like NOLA and Sacramento are gonna be left out of the playoffs because the corpses of Mike Conley and Marc Gasol can still hold you under 100 points and because Lebron will be able to drag the Lakers to a playoff spot despite Lance playing like he’s a street performer. Abolish the…

“There always, or almost always, will be distinctions between cases,” Das wrote, “but that does not negate the need for consistent application of Supplementary Discipline[.]”

The list of running backs selected in the 2017 draft are Fournette, McCaffrey, Cook, Mixon, Kamara, Hunt, D’onta Foreman, Conner, Tarik Cohen and Marlon Mack. Greatest RB class ever?

Too soon for Harambe jokes man. Too soon.

What are you thinking? Just gonna grab something quick or gonna do something fancy?

You’ve clearly never had a Miller Lite.