THANK GOD HE DIDN’T STAY UP LATE PLAYING FORTNITE DURR HURR HURR

It adds up when you realize all sports leagues are only concerned about their bottom line and what they put in front of the cameras, and so they view transgressions affecting on-field play as much more concerning than things athletes do off the field.

That save by Coutinho is absolutely filthy.

They’ll be going from flossing to flossing.

He remembers friendly conversations with phillies Sugarcube, Buttercup and Snowflake and running the track with his buddies Seabiscuit and Man o’ War.

As winners of Ass Team of The Millennium, they are exempt from the weekly lists.

Nope, we don’t get to feel bad for Eagles fans now, they are the reigning Super Bowl champs. Y’all were over the top about everything after winning it all, this fall back to earth was inevitable and don’t you dare take away my satisfaction of seeing it.

 You are right, completely forgot about that! Either way though, I feel like it was a good call. If I’m taking a risk and asking my kicker to kick a 50+ yarder, it better be for a win, not just for a tie.

Hey, my little cousin is having a birthday party later. If you want, you can come shit on his birthday cake too while you’re at it.

Sorry Barry, but I gotta disagree, I can love Vrabel’s call and hate Reich’s at the same time. Vrabel had a fourth down within their 35, that spot is risky range for any kicker so it was safer to go for it, and even if they missed it, the Eagles would’ve had to drive 35 yards for a comfortable kick. Reich went for it o…

As an Ohio State fan, I was blown away by our willingness to let McSorley scramble. We literally let him rush for 170 yards before even thinking about spying him with a linebacker. I’ll take the win, but this play call really gets OSU’s playcalling on both sides of the ball off of the hook.

I will forgive your blatant plagiarism if you get this comment out of the greys.

The bigger question here is why the hell did they cancel an important enough school tradition that it was brought back a decade later just because one kid broke his wrist?

Pretty soon they are just gonna start flagging DBs for breaking up touchdown passes.

I doubt they’ll even change a rule, they’ll just start calling that unnecessary roughtness.

I know babies that cry about stuff less than this dude.

I know right? He’s taking forever to write the fucking books. Like seriously George, it’s your baby, put out the rest of the books before you croak so we get the closure we deserve after waiting this long!

And we wonder why Dabo claims that this decision isn’t right for Bryant. Come on Dabo, we know what you’re up to.

Uhh last time I checked the Clippers and Nets are trying to carve out space for multiple max players in free agency, I would say it makes a lot of sense for them. The Nets are especially on the rise in a weak Eastern Conference, with great players maturing and a bunch of cap space coming up. Butler seems like a great…

“Oh crap”, said the coach right nex to Dwight who had just said he has zero jokes.