My work bathroom only has one normal stall and one handicapped stall, so they have absolved me of any guilt in the event this scenario happens. Unless they thought 50% of my floor was handicapped, I’m pretty sure they intended us to use the damn stall.

I am a world-renowned knower of things. He needs one.

Fuck this show, Team LC forever losers!!

To be fair, you might have missed because you just ruptured a ligament.

Them ears though....

BREAKING: Jayson Werth has hit peak grump.

As long as you don’t live within sight of him, an EMP should do nicely.

It’s gonna be hard to pick that shudder out from the constant shivering though.

I appreciate the shit out of this post.

He actually has a very interesting voice and when he first got famous he did very well on hooks and bubbly songs, I really thought he had the potential to have a decent music career. But he has absolutely ruined his career by collaborating with the Migos so much, he’s trying to do trap rap now and he just does not…

Because when it gets to be 80 years old it’ll be worth a ton, duh.

My god, I am sympathizing with a Patriot right now. The power of doggos truly trumps all other evils.

Or the fact that Ohio State got a bowl ban for this exact thing in 2011 and UNC gets to skate out of a scandal unscathed. AGAIN.

Thank god for the TBT, as someone who cannot watch the game of baseball it is a welcome reprieve from not having many sports to watch in the summer, as well as a cool way to reconnect with former collegiate players you used to root for. As an Ohio State fan, it is extremely cool to see the Scarlet and Gray team…

Meh, I’m harmless.

Seriously, why has nobody fucking told me that NASCAR’s CEO has a lazy eye. Why has the internet not exploded from the sheer content or the irony?

Avery is now the coolest person I know of, and it’s not even close.

Not even joking when I say that I feel like the country would be better off just making me king. It’d be better than wadding through the shitswamp that is our political system to get shit done.

I was unimpressed until freedom goats. +1 patriotic grass guzzler